BASICALLY THE WORST THING EVER! can you imagine the combined effect of the undead and molestation? it exceeds the creepy/wrong scale. however, this zombie is easily avoidable, for those of you with working legs. if you're unfortunate enough to Not have working legs, well, it's pretty much every man for himself. i mean, who wants to be a hero if there is the possibility of s/he being anally fisted by a zombie. NOT ME! however, there are worse thing. like sexual assault zombies specializing in pedophilia. or animals. not specializing in animals. BEING animals. imagine that same donkey you saw with a girl in some seedy mexican bar becoming a zombie and coming after you. basically, the thought of this reduces grown men to a curled fetal position, crying in the corner
ZOMG. Reverse necrophilia beastiality pedophilia? It couldn't possibly be MORE WRONG. If we brought this concept in all its MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE glory to video game format, I think we'd reduce the zombie-game lovin' population to a weeping, broken shadow of their former selves. The first level is zombies who merely grope. It escalates... towards the end you get all out rape... and then the last level: zombies who shuffle around with one fist raised, no more. Use your imagination. :O There's no life bar, just a 'submission bar,' and you don't want to let that go down... Oh no... Do you think we could apply this in WARFARE?!
O_O i would never play that game. wait- that's a lie. i totally would. it would be absolutely necessary. even if i would be reduced to a broken shell of a person, seeing the rare sight of zombie molestation would, i think, be worth it. as for warfare, that's got to violate SOME sort of treaty. maybe even the geneva convention. however, if it were applied, i think the side using it would totally have an edge. imagine the confusion of the enemy if you weren't armed with weapons, but outstretched, groping hands and KY. would they shoot at you if you weren't (technically) armed? or would they catch the gist of what you were about to do and completely freak out?
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BASICALLY THE WORST THING EVER!
can you imagine the combined effect of the undead and molestation? it exceeds the creepy/wrong scale. however, this zombie is easily avoidable, for those of you with working legs. if you're unfortunate enough to Not have working legs, well, it's pretty much every man for himself. i mean, who wants to be a hero if there is the possibility of s/he being anally fisted by a zombie. NOT ME! however, there are worse thing. like sexual assault zombies specializing in pedophilia. or animals. not specializing in animals. BEING animals. imagine that same donkey you saw with a girl in some seedy mexican bar becoming a zombie and coming after you. basically, the thought of this reduces grown men to a curled fetal position, crying in the corner
ZOMG. Reverse necrophilia beastiality pedophilia? It couldn't possibly be MORE WRONG. If we brought this concept in all its MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE glory to video game format, I think we'd reduce the zombie-game lovin' population to a weeping, broken shadow of their former selves. The first level is zombies who merely grope. It escalates... towards the end you get all out rape... and then the last level: zombies who shuffle around with one fist raised, no more. Use your imagination. :O There's no life bar, just a 'submission bar,' and you don't want to let that go down... Oh no... Do you think we could apply this in WARFARE?!
sick.
O_O i would never play that game. wait- that's a lie. i totally would. it would be absolutely necessary. even if i would be reduced to a broken shell of a person, seeing the rare sight of zombie molestation would, i think, be worth it. as for warfare, that's got to violate SOME sort of treaty. maybe even the geneva convention. however, if it were applied, i think the side using it would totally have an edge. imagine the confusion of the enemy if you weren't armed with weapons, but outstretched, groping hands and KY. would they shoot at you if you weren't (technically) armed? or would they catch the gist of what you were about to do and completely freak out?
Do you know what, Anonymous? I agree. It couldn't get much worse than this. New topic!
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