More Benign

Let's talk about something more benign and less... um... well, sick. The tragic, timeless plight of the Mosquito Faces! These individuals are two young women with beak-like mosquito mouths replacing their mouths and noses. This of course causes many complications both socially and... physiologically. You see, mosquito faces can't talk. They have a language, but it sounds like: "Bzz bzz bzz? Bzz bz bzz..." etc. As such, they can only understand one another. They also have the dietary needs of a mosquito, but the metabolic and body mass needs of a human, so they must have snacks of blood frequently throughout the day. It's a painless process, since they have the same anesthetic all mosquitoes have, but nevertheless their bad (though necessary) habit of sneaking a bite from whoever might be around them at the time has made them... unpopular.

Our poor Mosquito Faces attend college together, but their days in the halls of knowledge may be numbered. Their dietary needs and (creepy) visages have thoroughly freaked out the student body, faculty, staff, administration... not to mention the dining hall workers, who draw straws so the loser can sit on the food bar to suit the Mosquito Faces' 'needs.' At last, the administration has called together a panel to discuss expelling the Mosquito Faces... a clearly discriminatory act! It's not their fault they were born Mosquito Faces! They just want an education, like everyone else. Save the Mosquito Faces! Stick it to the man?

*ahem*

So, uh... SEXUAL ASSAULT ZOMBIES?!?!