More Benign

Let's talk about something more benign and less... um... well, sick. The tragic, timeless plight of the Mosquito Faces! These individuals are two young women with beak-like mosquito mouths replacing their mouths and noses. This of course causes many complications both socially and... physiologically. You see, mosquito faces can't talk. They have a language, but it sounds like: "Bzz bzz bzz? Bzz bz bzz..." etc. As such, they can only understand one another. They also have the dietary needs of a mosquito, but the metabolic and body mass needs of a human, so they must have snacks of blood frequently throughout the day. It's a painless process, since they have the same anesthetic all mosquitoes have, but nevertheless their bad (though necessary) habit of sneaking a bite from whoever might be around them at the time has made them... unpopular.

Our poor Mosquito Faces attend college together, but their days in the halls of knowledge may be numbered. Their dietary needs and (creepy) visages have thoroughly freaked out the student body, faculty, staff, administration... not to mention the dining hall workers, who draw straws so the loser can sit on the food bar to suit the Mosquito Faces' 'needs.' At last, the administration has called together a panel to discuss expelling the Mosquito Faces... a clearly discriminatory act! It's not their fault they were born Mosquito Faces! They just want an education, like everyone else. Save the Mosquito Faces! Stick it to the man?

*ahem*

So, uh... SEXUAL ASSAULT ZOMBIES?!?!

And what about this?

We need a new topic, my friend. As a result of your latent cannibalism, that last one went nowhere. Let's see... Say technology makes it possible to perfectly and instantly duplicate organisms/objects (think 'Star Trek') with some sort of machine. If Suzie Q were to duplicate herself in the contraption and subsequently decided that Suzie Q the Second was superhot, and 'sweet sweet lovin's' ensued, would that be masturbation or normal intercourse? Furthermore, since the two are genetically related, is it incest? Note that we're talking a perfect replica here, not a clone (which is not a perfect replica except by genes) or an identical twin.

So...

If you've come to enrich your mind with tidbits of thoughtful discussion and enlightening discourse, please turn back before we cause any more damage. This page will be devoted entirely to thoughtless, pointless, inane rambling and meaningless 'discussion.' If you want content, I have tucked that away in my other blog--which I must also caution you not to read, since it never (and I mean never) updates and will bore you almost instantly. Just take my word for it.

Anyway, let's get this 'thing' started with a topic. I'm waxing a bit philosophical tonight, so here it is: what's more morally reprihensible, cannibalism or autocannibalism?